C for Comedy

An Igbo man (from south east Nigeria) who is also an engineering graduate can’t find a job so he opens a Clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR N200 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK N1,000

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn N1,000. He goes to the Clinic & says to the Igbo man…

Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste”
Igbo man: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”
Lawyer: “Ugh..this is kerosene”
Igbo man: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me N200”
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything” Igbo man: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”
Lawyer: (annoyed) “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Igbo man: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me N200”
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back N1,000
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak”
Igbo man: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this N1,000”
Lawyer (staring at the note): “But this is N200, not N1,000”
Igbo man: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me N200″…..Igbo kwenu!

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